I did not provide you, my list-hungry, faithful readers with a list in May, my favorite month of the year.
For this, I am sorry.
And for this, I am even more sorry.
And...what the hell?
This is not a blog about Hitler, I just couldn't NOT include that. Could you imagine? Even in the throes of moral education in my central Pennsylvanian Catholic enclave, it was never intimated that premarital sex was akin to doing it with Satan. I can hear the misguided sex lecture now: "Keep those cherries, girls! Our GI's need 'em!"
I digress, mainly to distract you from the fact that I don't have much to talk about.
Did it work?
Watch this space--because the list I have in store for you will blow your minds.
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